Imagine this scene…
Somewhere in a south Boston neighborhood, Little Johnny is walking through the living room with his Nintendo DS in hand when he sees Grampa sitting in Dad’s recliner, half napping, half watching some random news program. The story Grampa is paying no attention to is about the latest YouTube sensation, the homeless Ohio fellow named Ted Williams, the man with the golden pipes.
“Hey, Grampa. Do you know who this Ted Williams is?”
Grampa stirs from the drift into Dreamland.
“Huh? Wha–? Ted Williams?”