Jan 182011

Rob "The Dude" Ryan

Don’t look now, Dallas, but your resident football genius and redheaded step-son, Cowboys’ head coach, Jason Garrett, has just hired “The Dude” from The Big Lebowski—aka, Rob Ryan— to whip your team’s defense into shape.

The Princeton scholar has hired a fellow who graduated from Clown College. Or was it Hamburger U? Continue reading »