I do not know whom to thank for this. I received the link from a friend. It is NOT my work. It IS genius, nonetheless. LANGUAGE WARNING: Some of the language in this flow chart is a bit raw. But it’s funny. Admit it. You laughed.
Dateline: Cowboys Stadium, Arlington, TX, September 26, 2011 It is true that the Dallas Cowboys’ offense was out of sync all night long against the Washington Redskins. It is true that the offense failed to score a single touchdown in the game. It is true that Tony Romo threw an untimely interception that could have [...]
Now that the tenth anniversary of 9/11 is done and we are no longer “all New Yorkers,” the good Texans can get back to being bitter about their team losing a game they were supposed to lose, but never should have lost. Your Dallas Cowboys once again began an NFL season with a near-miss. According [...]
On a day when I would like to give Jerry Jones credit for making a good call by placing Drew Pearson in Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor, I find myself instead a little miffed that it took him so long. As the sole Keeper of the Keys to this highest honor bestowed by the team on [...]
It is hard for an old-timer (and hard to believe a fan of the early ’90s Cowboys actually qualifies as such, but I guess so) to get his mind around celebrating the presence of a member of Buddy Ryan’s family on the Dallas Cowboys’ coaching staff. Hard. But not impossible. Thanks to the influence of Rob [...]
We are given two reasons Cowboys fans should love having Jerry Jones for their team’s owner: His commitment to winning at any cost and his slick, wheeler-dealer, deal-making skills. Well, that whole commitment to winning at any cost thing has hardly been provable since Jerry took on the mortgage for the new stadium. He has [...]
I am about a fortnight late and a few bucks short, but let’s talk Dallas Cowboys 2011 draft, shall we? I know. Old news. What else do you have to do? Until NFL commish Roger Goodell and the NFLPA— which is just a trade union, remember, since they decertified in order to take to the [...]
The question under consideration today: Will Jerry Jones and his Dallas Cowboys pounce on Mike Pouncey with the number nine pick in the 2011 draft or will Prince Amukamara be given the blue and silver sceptre? Plenty of prognosticators have the Cowboys snagging Prince with their top ten pick. Not many of them, however, are [...]
It remains to be seen whether Rob Ryan has the ability to coach up a defense as brilliantly as his dad Buddy Ryan. One thing that is not in question is whether he is a renegade like his crusty old progenitor. In his first-ever press conference as the Cowboys’ defensive coordinator, Rob Ryan bragged about [...]
“Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground.” Dallas Cowboys’ wide receiver Dez Bryant has apparently receive a criminal trespass warning from the Dallas police department and has been banned from the NorthPark Center Mall in Dallas, WFAA News in Dallas reported yesterday.