Category Archives: Dallas Cowboys

What Do Joe Theismann, Deion Sanders and Chris Cooley Have in Common? Tony Romo!

Joe Theismann has Tony Romo squarely in his sights. The former Washington Redskins quarterback-turned-TV analyst shared his unfiltered thoughts on the embattled Dallas Cowboys QB on NFL.com:
“He doesn’t understand how to play the quarterback position. Somebody had to say it, … Continue reading

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Tony Romo Feeds Cowboys to the Lions, Leaves Writers Everywhere Wondering Where to Begin

This morning, I am afflicted with Tony Romo Disease: A particularly nasty virus that leaves a writer dazed, confused and all but paralyzed.
There are so many ways to go with a Dallas Cowboys morning-after-the-train wreck article, I find myself staring at the … Continue reading

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The Tony Romo Flow Chart: Laugh to Keep From Crying

I do not know whom to thank for this. I received the link from a friend. It is NOT my work. It IS genius, nonetheless.
LANGUAGE WARNING: Some of the language in this flow chart is a bit raw. But it’s … Continue reading

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Cowboys Defeat Redskins in Tony Romo’s Finest Hour

Dateline: Cowboys Stadium, Arlington, TX, September 26, 2011
It is true that the Dallas Cowboys’ offense was out of sync all night long against the Washington Redskins. It is true that the offense failed to score a single touchdown in the … Continue reading

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Jet-Setting Jerry Jones Contributes to Dallas Cowboys Heart-Breaking Loss

Now that the tenth anniversary of 9/11 is done and we are no longer “all New Yorkers,” the good Texans can get back to being bitter about their team losing a game they were supposed to lose, but never should … Continue reading

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