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		<title>Top 10 Text Messages Sent From Super Bowl XLIV</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
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It took the New Orleans Saints organization 21 years just to post their first winning season. It was 33 years before they won a playoff game. Consequently, Super Bowl XLIV is the ultimate rags–to–riches tale in NFL lore. (Or, perhaps we should say bags–to–riches, since this is the team whose fans once wore bags over <a href="http://silverandblueblood.com/top-10-text-messages-sent-from-super-bowl-xliv">&#160;&#160;[ Read More ]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dave Spadaro: Philly Spitter the Spitting Image of Eagles&#8217; Fans in General</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;What is crude, crass, classless, Alex.&#8221;
(Answer to the Jeopardy question: &#8220;What are the three best words to describe a typical Philadelphia Eagles fan?&#8221;)
So, Pulitzer candidate and editor of PhiladelphiaEagles.com Dave Spadaro hocked a loogie on the hallowed midfield Star at Cowboys Stadium before last Sunday afternoon&#8217;s game, recorded it on his web cam, and posted <a href="http://silverandblueblood.com/dave-spadaro-philly-spitter-the-spitting-image-of-eagles-fans-in-general">&#160;&#160;[ Read More ]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter From Jerry Jones to Wade Phillips: Even Love Has Its Limits</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
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My Dearest Wade,
I have noticed how giddy you have been during our alone time lately. It warms my heart to see you so happy&#8230;especially at Christmas.
I know you had hoped to find a contract extension in your stocking. Please don&#8217;t think I am a Grinch for not putting it there. Besides, everybody loves an Applebee&#8217;s <a href="http://silverandblueblood.com/an-open-letter-from-jerry-jones-to-wade-phillips-even-love-has-its-limits">&#160;&#160;[ Read More ]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Twas The Night Before Christmas In Cowboys Land</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the stands
Not a person was cheering, not one single fan.
They all held their breath in the brisk night air,
And wondered if Santa would bypass them this year.
Their faces were painted all silver and blue,
With streaks of flesh-color from a stray tear or two.
And mom in her Nine <a href="http://silverandblueblood.com/twas-the-night-before-christmas-in-cowboys-land">&#160;&#160;[ Read More ]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Thank You&#8221; Cards for the Overjoyed Dallas Cowboys&#8217; Fan</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
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On this glorious Monday morning in Dallas, the morning after the biggest Cowboys win in two years, this enterprising entrepreneur is busy designing Thank You cards for the Cowboys fan too busy to write his own. The window for such a venture is very, very small, so I am wasting no time.
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