Category Archives: Humor

An Open Letter From Jerry Jones to Wade Phillips: Even Love Has Its Limits

My Dearest Wade,
I have noticed how giddy you have been during our alone time lately. It warms my heart to see you so happy…especially at Christmas.
I know you had hoped to find a contract extension in your stocking. Please don’t … Continue reading

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Twas The Night Before Christmas In Cowboys Land

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the stands
Not a person was cheering, not one single fan.
They all held their breath in the brisk night air,
And wondered if Santa would bypass them this year.
Their faces were painted all silver … Continue reading

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“Thank You” Cards for the Overjoyed Dallas Cowboys’ Fan

On this glorious Monday morning in Dallas, the morning after the biggest Cowboys win in two years, this enterprising entrepreneur is busy designing Thank You cards for the Cowboys fan too busy to write his own. The window for such … Continue reading

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