Jan 182011

Rob "The Dude" Ryan

Don’t look now, Dallas, but your resident football genius and redheaded step-son, Cowboys’ head coach, Jason Garrett, has just hired “The Dude” from The Big Lebowski—aka, Rob Ryan— to whip your team’s defense into shape.

The Princeton scholar has hired a fellow who graduated from Clown College. Or was it Hamburger U?

Wait. It’s coming back to me, now. Rob Ryan attended Southwestern Oklahoma State University. I think the entrance exam there consists of one problem: “Spell ‘Princeton.’ If You cannot do that, hit this tackling dummy hard enough and you are in.”

I could be wrong about the entrance exam. One thing I do know: Anytime your college has a multi-directional name, it is not likely to be invited to any BCS bowl games or produce many Rhodes scholars. It may, however, be the perfect breeding ground for a defensive guru with a nasty disposition.

Will it work—this unlikely pairing of Garrett and Remus “Rob” Ryan? (That is right. If Wikipedia can be trusted, Rob’s given name is Remus. I cannot confirm that Rex’s given name is Butthead.)

Well, it just might.

Some matches are made in Heaven, they say. Some are decidedly hatched in hotter regions. We won’t know if the oddest couple to coexist n Dallas since Tex Schramm and Tom Landry will work until it does…or it doesn’t.

At first blush, I was against this hire, mainly because Rob is a Ryan, the son of Buddy and the brother of Rex. Rex has mostly kept his annoyances in the Northeast, but Buddy Ryan was Public Enemy Number One in Dallas for years.

Then, I remembered why we hated Buddy around here. It was because his Philadelphia Eagles team was good and he rubbed our royal football noses in it. How dare a blue-collared, green-jacketed yard gnome upstage the best-dressed man in football? How dare Buddy Ryan disrespect the legendary Tom Landry?

But the man could coach defense. Just ask the fifteen teams the 1985 Chicago Bears annihilated on their way to a near-perfect season and a resounding Super Bowl victory. Can you remember any other Super Bowl where the defensive coordinator of the victorious team was carried off the field on his players’ shoulders?

Rex Ryan seems to have his father’s knack for coaching up the “D” while rubbing every other cat in the NFL’s fur the wrong way. He also has his Jets—a team with an offense only slightly worse than that of the Trinity High School Trojans’ in Euless, Texas—in the AFC Championship game for the second consecutive year.

The Ryans are genetically predisposed to be bombastic, crude, in-your-face, and brimming with braggadocio and bravado. They are not above firing a shot across the enemy’s bow from the nearest media podium. They will call out players, argue with fellow coaches, and generally agitate.

The Ryans are also about defense—really, really good defense.

Jason Garrett, conversely, is about structure and discipline. He is about doing the right things the right way “each and every day.” That “each and every day” thing is his favorite crutch phrase. Or is it a whip, cracked in his players’ ears over and over until they hear it in their dreams?

Jason is also about innovative offense.

A successful coaching staff does not need to be homogenous. It doesn’t even have to be cohesive. (The Bears’ coach Mike Ditka once challenged his defensive coordinator, Buddy Ryan, to a fist fight at the halftime of a game.) It does need to be complementary. The strengths of one coach need to complement those of the other.

Rob Ryan will bring—along with an attacking, swarming 3–4 defense— a fire and passion to the sideline. He will inspire his players. He will hold them accountable, something Wade Phillips failed to do. And, he will not coddle them, something Phillips did with such fervor it made motherly look like a passing interest.

Ryan may be to the Cowboys’ sideline what the drunken uncle is to the family gathering. The adults hate to see him coming and hold their collective breath, wondering what he will say or do next. But if he wasn’t there, the whole affair would be drab and colorless. Atrophy would set in.

Besides, the kids love him.

Cowboys’ fans will love Rob Ryan, too, if “The Dude” can coach them up a nasty, play-making, slobber-knocking defense.

So will Jason Garrett.

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Gene Strother (414 Posts)

Gene has been an avid Dallas Cowboys fan for nearly five decades, which amounts to just about his entire life. The only time he was not a Cowboys fan was that brief period at the beginning of his life, when he didn't have all his baby teeth and could not yet say "Cowboys." As soon as quit slobbering, he started hollering, "Go Cowboys!"

FredG Winters
FredG Winters

Gene, thanks for the note back. I am a cowboy fan and do look forward to their sucess. Sorry I thought you were dissing SWOSU , My best, Fred


Thank you for the comment. Those are all impressive accomplishments, of course.

I am sure you know I was tongue-in-cheek...not seriously taking SWOSU to task. I was just highlighting the difference between the two men's backgrounds. Obviously, I am no Rhodes scholar myself.

Duane Thomas was a wonderful enigma and a great talent. I have often used his quote: "The Super Bowl is not the ultimate game. They will play it again next year."

FredG Winters
FredG Winters

Gene, I went to school and played football at Southwestern Oklahoma State University. Okla Intercollegian Conference did put some folks in the NFL . The Cowboys liked the fellow from Langston( Duwane Thomas) . R LBriggs from my era was a Redskin, to just bring up a few. Maybe no Rhodes Scholars , but John Aaron ,a SWOSU grad, made a great call on Apollo12 during a crisis. He was an engineer with NASA. Fred Winters D.D.S.


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