Dec 052011
 
Dallas Cowboys Lose to Phoenix Cardinals in Desert Debacle

Sunday was a familiar sight for beleaguered fans of America’s erstwhile Team. Phoenix, Arizona is not known as a tough place to win a football game. Unless, of course you are the Phoenix Cardinals or the Dallas Cowboys. Historically, the Cardinals have struggled to win football games anywhere (with one brief Kurt Warner-induced respite) unless [...]

Nov 212011
 
Dallas Cowboys and Tony Romo Singing, "I Feel Good!"

In the past five games, Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo has thrown nine touchdowns and only one interception. His quarterback rating during that span is an eye-popping 109.7. In related news, the Cowboys are sporting a handsome 4–1 record during the same five-game stretch. In a league that often gives too much credit to the [...]

Nov 152011
 
Jerry Jones Belittles Jimmy Johnson in Defense of Jason Garrett

Jerry Jones ought to have the world by the tail. If you are a sports fan and a fan of financial security, notoriety and power, you would likely trade places with him in a heartbeat. But Jones’ thirst for recognition is beyond insatiable: it is irrational. Despite being the owner of three Lombardi trophies and [...]

Nov 142011
 
Tony Romo, DeMarco Murray Buddy Up To Give Dallas Cowboys Hope

Tony Romo has a new best friend. Or, he should have, anyway. DeMarco Murray, rookie running back out of Oklahoma, has given the Dallas Cowboys’ offense what it has lacked since Emmitt Smith left for the Arizona desert: A legitimate threat at the halfback position. And that has made Tony Romo a more effective quarterback. [...]

Nov 042011
 
How Jerry Jones and His Dallas Cowboys Shut Up Silver and Blue Blood Criticism

You may have noticed a lack of activity around here recently. In addition to my current deployment (now in its sixth month), I confess I have just grown weary of pointing out everything that is wrong with this thing we can scarcely remember as the Dallas Cowboys, America’s Team. My Mom, like a million other [...]

Oct 242011
 
Dallas Cowboys Trying to Join Texas Rangers, Dallas Mavericks and the DFW Championship Party

It is a great time to be alive and living in Dallas/Fort Worth. Dirk Nowitzki— the NBA finals MVP, world champion and Dallas Mavericks great— threw out the first pitch at game three of the World Series, where the Texas Rangers find themselves for the second straight year. The very next day, last year’s American [...]

Oct 102011
 
What Do Joe Theismann, Deion Sanders and Chris Cooley Have in Common? Tony Romo!

Joe Theismann has Tony Romo squarely in his sights. The former Washington Redskins quarterback-turned-TV analyst shared his unfiltered thoughts on the embattled Dallas Cowboys QB on NFL.com: “He doesn’t understand how to play the quarterback position. Somebody had to say it, and I just said it. Tony, you have to start proving to everyone you [...]

Oct 032011
 

This morning, I am afflicted with Tony Romo Disease: A particularly nasty virus that leaves a writer dazed, confused and all but paralyzed. There are so many ways to go with a Dallas Cowboys morning-after-the-train wreck article, I find myself staring at the keyboard. There is so much to say, I find myself dumbfounded. I could suggest [...]

Sep 122011
 
Jet-Setting Jerry Jones Contributes to Dallas Cowboys Heart-Breaking Loss

Now that the tenth anniversary of 9/11 is done and we are no longer “all New Yorkers,” the good Texans can get back to being bitter about their team losing a game they were supposed to lose, but never should have lost. Your Dallas Cowboys once again began an NFL season with a near-miss. According [...]