Mar 182013
 
Dallas Cowboys and The I'ds of March: WWYD (What would YOU do)?

Hey, Dallas Cowboys fans, the Ides of March have come and gone. For those of you that have no clue what the Ides of March is in the first place, here you go: The Romans did not number days of a month sequentially from the first through the last day. Instead, they counted back from [...]

Mar 062013
 
Dallas Cowboys have released safety Gerald Sensabaugh, but I ain't scared

Your Dallas Cowboys have released safety Gerald Sensabaugh in a salary cap-clearing move. They subsequently slapped the franchise tag on outside linebacker and soon-to-be defensive end Anthony Spencer. Keeping Spencer, who is coming off a stellar 2012 campaign, may prove to be a good move. But creating a bigger void at the the team’s most [...]

Feb 242013
 
Can Jerry Jones resist the urge to draft Manti Te'o?

Your Cowboys question of the day: Can Jerry Jones resist the urge to draft Manti Te’o? News out of the NFL combine, according the Dallas Morning News, is that Jones plans to sit down with Te’o. That would not be a big deal, really, if it weren’t for everything we know about Jerry “Sideshow” Jones. He is [...]

Jan 272013
 
Jerry Jones buys Jason Garrett a Dooley

From Rocky Top to Carrot Top: Derek Dooley heads to Dallas According to Rowan Kavner of DallasCowboys.com, Derek Dooley will become the Dallas Cowboys new Wide Receiver coach… Dooley, who was a position coach alongside Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett for two years with the Dolphins, will reportedly get the job after interviewing with Garrett. Dooley [...]

Jan 262013
 
Is Jon Gruden the next Dallas Cowboys head coach?

Is Jon Gruden set to be the next Dallas Cowboys head coach should Jason Garrett suffer through another year of mediocrity and disappointment? Well, consider the facts and then you tell me. After the bitter season-ending loss to the Redskins, which mired Jerry’s kids in a second consecutive 8–8 season, Jones promised plenty of discomfort [...]

Jan 232013
 
Jay Ratliff arrested for DWI—no need to worry about that 4-3 fit

Today’s Cowboys headliner: Jay Ratliff arrested. Writes Mike Fisher of Fox Sports Southwest: Dallas Cowboys veteran Jay Ratliff was arrested early Tuesday morning and charged with driving while intoxicated after allegedly crashing his truck into an 18-wheeler on the highway, police have confirmed. Grapevine Police spokesman officer Sam Shemwell told Fox Sports Southwest that Ratliff, [...]

Jan 222013
 
Dallas Cowboys Super Bowls past and passed

While Jerry fiddles and (Jim) Rome burns, the Dallas Cowboys have quietly passed the torch to other teams. Like an Olympic runner carrying the torch (if the runner was falling down drunk and weaving in and out of traffic), Jerry has passed the Super Bowl supremacy torch to some of the Cowboys’ most hated rivals. [...]

Jan 092013
 
Why did Jerry Jones fire Rob Ryan?

Why did Jerry Jones fire Rob Ryan? After the season was over, Jones famously said that things were going to be uncomfortable around Valley Ranch. He promised, in so many words, significant change. But why Rob Ryan? Sure, the defense was porous and played poorly. But Ryan had to assemble a team that excluded as [...]

Jan 032013
 
George Orwell knows why Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones cannot communicate clearly

Ever wonder why Jerry Jones is so confusing when he talks? There is hardly any way a man intelligent enough to amass the kind of wealth Jerry has amassed, to orchestrate the masterful deals he has pulled off (see Cowboys Stadium), and to excel and succeed financially during a time when others are faced with [...]