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The 2010 Dallas Cowboys: Who Can Figure?

Posted on October 18, 2010 by Gene Strother

Imagine Albert Einstein failing a remedial math course.
Or Michelangelo unable to stay inside the lines on a paint-by-number picture.
Or Roy Rogers constantly being thrown by Trigger.
Or Isaac Newton staring blankly at that fallen apple.
Any of these make as much sense … Continue reading →

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Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Should Name Himself Head Coach

Posted on October 12, 2010 by Gene Strother

The recent bye week for the Dallas Cowboys ought to have been the bye-bye week for coach Wade Phillips.
I have tried to imagine the tirade Jimmy Johnson would have gone on after his team, favored by many— if not most— … Continue reading →

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Smack-Talking, Dan Hampton, The Dallas Cowboys, Brokeback Mountain, and Katrina

Posted on September 7, 2010 by Gene Strother

According the ranting Chicago Bears defensive lineman-turned-talking head Dan Hampton, the Dallas Cowboys “think they are Clint Eastwood, but are more the Brokeback variety, if you know what I mean.”

I will leave the homophobic lamentations to those who worry over … Continue reading →

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Is Jerry Jones Pinching Football Pennies Because of His New Stadium?

Posted on June 6, 2010 by Gene Strother

If the Houston Astrodome was the eighth wonder of the world in its day, then the new Cowboys’ Stadium has to be the marvel of the modern era. Having toured the stadium twice in the past month, I am impressed … Continue reading →

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Jerry Jones: Plenty of Cash, Not a Lick of Class

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Gene Strother

Jerry Jones rumbled into Dallas, Texas like a drunken Brahma bull stumbling into a Helzberg Diamonds store. What he didn’t destroy, he crapped all over.
First, he ignored the fact that he had one of the NFL’s greatest icons still occupying … Continue reading →

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